While headed to a birthday party at Pump It Up (yes I may have had more fun than the kids...maybe a tie) Truth be told I wisened up and wore my ta-ta tamer this time around. Ladies it WORKS and all the more reason to love Lululemon. Anyway, back to the car ride.
Levi: *exasperated* Momma, I jus don like Dora
Me: Dora the Explorer?
Levi: Yeah, I jus rearry don't! I don wanna watch it anymore.
Me: Oh, ok...why?
Levi: Jus ecause, it's too much work. We hafta says the words after her and I jus don wanna do that, ok!
Me: *laughing* You mean how they teach you to sound out the words Dora says?
Levi: Yeah, I don wanna do it! So, so, I'm not gonna watch Dora anymore. Ok!?
Me: *still laughing* Ok!!
Greyson: So yeah!
God forbid they have to do any work during those morning cartoons...and here I thought he was going to say because it was a GIRL show. Actually maybe we're making progress. :)
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While sitting at a stop light the other night. The wind was moving the clouds quickly across the sky. Both boys commented on it and how cool it was. Then...
Levi: Mom those clouds are from heaven...anthe sun is from heaven too.
Me: Well, yes kinda
Levi: Momma oney rearry old people go to heaven.
Me: Yes, if they know Jesus. Some young people too or sick...
Levi: Oh, you know Grapa & Grapa in Sequim are rearry old? Well, one is rearry old and the other is not... But Grapa here is rearry old too. She smokes you know? Will she go to heaven...or will she go to the mall and die? Mom, Momma...is there carpet in heaven or jus floor?
Me:*whew, where to start, I opted for the last questions* The Bible says heaven will have streets of gold buddy.
Levi: Oh. They will jus be gold?
Me: Yep
"go to the mall and die" - where does this kid come up with stuff??? :)
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